so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
