Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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