How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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