i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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