I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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