I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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