Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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