Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Randomize
