so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
