we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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