You're my little dorito
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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