i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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