Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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