The maid of honor just puked.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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