i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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