there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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