another moral hangover. fuck.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
this boner is exhausting
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize