yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Pappa wants mamma naked
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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