this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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