You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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