But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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