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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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