yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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