The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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