so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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