So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
