I wish I could punch you in the face.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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