there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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