Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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