It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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