Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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