How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Randomize
