it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i out mim tonsoeep
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