one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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