Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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