I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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