i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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