He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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