When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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