yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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