I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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