I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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