Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
too bad you live with your parents still
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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