the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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