I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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