You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Is Oprah even human
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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