I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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