I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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