This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
