Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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