I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Operation Purity has been aborted
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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