so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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