i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize