It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The feeling are messing with the penis
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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