It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i will never coherently bang her
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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