Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
